24.12.06

Why? Why the hell not?

Vertu Signature Cobra

It's a cellphone more expensive than a Louis Vuitton trunk of really good cocaine. Well, it costs $310,000, and I really have no idea how much good coke goes for these days because I moved on to heroin. So trendy. According to slashphone, this phone has
"...one pear-cut diamond, one round white diamond, two emerald eyes and 439 rubies."
Wow. Only eight of these Cobra phones are available so I'm getting one for my agent, one for my lawyer, and one for my dealer. It's the perfect Christmas stocking stuffer. Merry Christmas from Apocalypse VA.

via Slashphone

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

...don't forget your secretary.