I'm Sexually Attracted to Super Mario...True Story

Nintendo+Monopoly= Heaven

Wow. I thought that I grew out of my obscene obsession with Nintendo. Nope. I saw this amazing collabo and realized that I'm so gay for Nintendo it's sick (as in awesome).

I give you the Nintendo Monopoly Collectors Edition. Only $36.99. Monopoly is THE game I break out at my drug den in the Hollywood Hills when the rich and pretty people I invite get too stupid to converse with. Well, we don't really play it as much as we have unprotected sex on it...but still. Add Ninty (Nintendo in geek speak) to the mix and you've got yourself a fairly nerdy climax.

Zelda, Link, Samus Aran, Yoshi, Kirby, DK, Bowser, and yes, the bros... and my boner.

Get your fix at Amazon.